|Q. What do you call a
detective in bed?
A. An under cover agent
Whats black and white and black and white?
Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
What did the biscuit say when his biscuit friend got run
What did Spoc (star trek) say to the sweaty man?
What did the vampire doctor say?
What do the Egyptians sing on the Pharaohs
What did the tomato say to his friend lagging behind?
What do get if you cross a Smartie with a spell
Man walks into a bar
Q. Which park has a dinosaur
that goes oink oink and roar oar?
Q. What do u call a
boomerang that doesn't come back?
DID THE SHEEP CROSS THE ROAD?
How do you know an Elephant has been in the fridge?
Q. LADY=are you going
anywhere nice dear
Q. What do you get if
you cross a mercedes and a planet?
Q. What do u get if you cross a
crocodile with a flower?
Why do elephants have flat feet?
Q. A school
inspector was talking to a pupil.
How do you keep a stupid person
happy for hours?
Q. KNOCK KNOCK. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? How did you know my name?
Teacher: You should have been here
do you get to wales in a car ?
do you call a dinosaur with no eyes ?
did the tomato blush?